My local rescue has a program called Book Buddies where kids read to sheltered cats to keep them from being lonely.
“Okay your job is to keep the pandas in their pen.”
“And I get paid to do this.”
I like how the last one is all “Almost…almost…MOTHER FU-“
When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
It gets even better when you realize that was his entire strategy.
"I was the oldest bloke in the field and I knew that, skating four races back to back, I wasn’t going to have any petrol left in the tank. So there was no point in getting there and mixing it up because I was going to be in last place anyway. So I might as well stay out of the way and be in last place and hope that some people get tangled up."
this is how i get through life
Yo, that is still a legit win, congrats, man!
it’s in this exact frame that you see the moment where she realises that she is in fact going to die
*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats